What’s up, September? Check out what angel messages and astrology themes will hit your sign this month, via my Miss FQ column.
LIBRA (September 23-October 23)
Emoji: Explosion
All good things must come to an end, Libra; same deal with bad things, too. With Uranus, the planet of upheaval, in your eighth house of permanence (yep, that’s what your high school English teacher would call an ‘oxymoron’), you’ll be learning the subtle art of closing doors… (read more)
SCORPIO (October 24-November 21)
Emoji: Exploding brain
Scorpioland is about to get shaken up like a Polaroid picture (hey, don’t shoot the messenger, OK?). From September 10 until mid-November, Mars – your co-ruling planet, which tends to create stress – blazes into your fourth house, the zone of feelings, family, female relationships and home… (read more)
Illustration by Bonnie Brown.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
Emoji: Shocked face
Hey Sag, that optimism thing you’ve got going on is cute and all, but sometimes you kinda see things how you want them to be rather than how they actuallyare. From September 9 until the end of October, love planet Venus is flitting into your 12thhouse of illusion and closure… (read more)
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Emoji: House
Just hold on, we’re going (to a new) home. If you’ve got postcode envy, your flatmates are soo not your mates or The Blockhas you itching to renovate, there’s a full moon in your fourth house of domesticity on September 24 and you’re so here for it!... (read more)
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
Emoji: Fire
Can you smell smoke? Yep, that’s the smell of you burning the candle at both ends (ruh-roh), and as your mum probably warned you, that is nooo going to work out well. Check yo’self before you wreck yo’self, Aquarius… (read more)
PISCES (February 19-March 20)
Emoji: Squad
If you feel like you’re stuck on a merry-go-round, but without the candy floss and the cute ‘gram, that’s the work of Saturn. The planet of adulting is in your 11thhouse of squads, shining a light on any platonic-relationship déjà vu… (read more)
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Emoji: Diamond
This winter is srsly not your friend. Before you throw a Gordon Ramsay-level tanty about how the Universe ruining your life, hit pause and reflect on whether your famed stubbornness is really the problem (ruh-roh)… (read more)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Emoji: Cupid heart
If you’re the sort of person who melts at videos of otters holding hands as they float down the river (nawwww!), September is a good month for your inner romantic. With Jupiter, the planet that blows up whatever it touches, in your seventh house of relationships… (read more)
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
Emoji: Globe
Ever tried to squeeze an earring into a lobe hole that has sealed over? (Ouchie.) That’s a bit of a theme for you this year, and particularly this month. With Saturn, the planet of adulting, in your eighth house of intimacy, many Geminis are finding out the hard way… (read more)
CANCER (June 22-July 22)
Emoji: Angry face
Adele can sit right down because you, Cancer, are the one rolling in the deep RN. You’ve got all the feels – which, to be fair, isn’t exactly *unusual* for your sign – and in September it’s hella intense… (read more)
LEO (July 23-August 22)
Emoji: Broom
There’s nothing wrong with being a little untidy, but if your space is so congested that it would give the producers of Hoarderscause for pause, this month is about getting your s**t together. And it’s not just about your house, either… (read more)
VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Emoji: Champagne
Crack open the Tia Maria, as Kath and Kim would say!… you, Virgo, are in a sweet spot RN. Not only is it your birthday month (hollerrrrr!), you’ve got a wave of awesomeness flowing right your way. It’s good to be you!... (read more)