GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
Emoji: Ear
The way to a Gemini’s heart is through their ears. True story! Nothing turns you on like stimulating, you-are-totally-on-my-level convos. Yep, communication is your jam, and that power is especially strong this month… (read more)
(Illustration by Bonnie Brown)
CANCER (June 22-July 22)
Emoji: Family
This month the planets are asking you to focus on your home and fambam – which is kinda like asking Oscar the Grouch to concentrate on being grumpy. As the sign associated with all things domestic, Cancers lurve to… (read more)
LEO (July 23-August 22)
Emoji: Crying face
Stock up on Giant Jellytip chocolate, because you’re now on a fun ride called the Emotional Rollercaster… until August (soz). Jupiter, the planet that super-sizes things, is getting jiggy with Neptune, the sensitive planet… (read more)
VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Emoji: Balloon
If your idea of fun is an evening spent reorganising your pantry, you really need to mix things up (srsly). At the risk of sounding like a kindy teacher, it’s time for play now. Put ‘fun’ at the top of your to-do list… (read more)
LIBRA (September 23-October 23)
Emoji: Scales
Being a Libra is a constant balancing act (the struggle is real!) and this month, you’ll be weighing up your sign’s thirst for security against your equally strong desire to be loved. Yep, there’s a reason scales are your sign’s symbol… (read more)
SCORPIO (October 24-November 21)
Emoji: Wristwatch
Feel like you’re not getting anywhere? If there’s any sign destined to shine brightest in 2018, it’s Scorpio – with Jupiter, the planet of expansion, in your sign for the first time since 2006, this is your year… (read more)
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
Emoji: Prayer hands
Slow your roll, Sag. You’re as frenetic as a kid on Fanta, but this month is about learning to sit still (like, without looking at your phone). With Uranus, the planet of revolution, in your sixth house, the zone of wellbeing, there’s a revolution going on… (read more)
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Emoji: Broccoli
This month is all about the cleanse – nope, not talking about your skincare routine. It’s about cleansing away toxins – namely: toxic friendships (like that friend who always ‘borrows’ money but never pays you back) and toxic habits… (read more)
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
Emoji: Nail polish
Aquarians just wanna have fun… but they also want to keep everyone happy. It’s quite a conundrum, no? This month the stars are pushing you to back TF away from your sign’s people-pleasing tendencies and instead make choices that actually make *you* happy… (read more)
PISCES (February 19-March 20)
Emoji: Friends
Ugh, people are the worst. Well, some of them – but FYI Pisces, you actually don’t have to put up with peeps who turn you from Bruce Banner into the Hulk. This month the stars are gently suggesting you delete some names from your contacts… (read more)
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Emoji: Bunny
Truthbomb: there’s a touch of the Tony Robbins about you, Aries. Not saying you’re a hyperactive Energizer Bunny (well, actually, some of you kinda are…), but you’re tops at getting shit done… (read more)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Emoji: Microphone
Angling for a promotion, or just sweet-talking bae into being sober driver on Saturday night? Mercury, planet of communication, and Mars, planet of confidence, are getting chummy on June 1, which pretty much makes you… (read more)