(Illustration by Bonnie Brown)
Angel messages for each sign in December 2017, via my monthly Miss FQ column.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
Emoji: Explosion
It’s ya birthday, and the Universe has some presents for you. Unforch not all of them are on your wish list (and the Universe doesn’t do exchange cards, soz)… (read more)
CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Emoji: Peace sign
You know how a blue Powerade can make you feel brand new after a massive night? That sweet feeling of recovery, following dramas and strife, is on its way… (read more)
AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
Emoji: Fist pump
Who run the world? Right now, and up until next November, it might as well be Aquarians. Jupiter, the planet of expansion, is going off in your 10th house, the zone of ambition… (read more)
PISCES (February 19-March 20)
Emoji: Hand and pen
DIY on your house is expendy, but DIY on your life is mostly free (and it doesn’t involve dodging bickering couples in the aisles at Bunnings). This month is about repair and renovation… (read more)
ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Emoji: House
Looks like you may have some repairs to do, Aries, and I’m not talking about a sneaky putty fix on the wall to get your bond back… (read more)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Emoji: Money with wings
All that glitters is not gold, Taurus, and since you’re a magpie for shiny things, this message is the PSA you may not want to hear (soz)… (read more)
GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
Emoji: Letterbox
Not proud of your address in a torn-up town? Postcode envy? However you feel about your ‘hood RN, the planets are putting the focus on your home… (read more)
CANCER (June 22-July 22)
Emoji: Mindblown
Cancer, are you heading for a Christmas break or a Christmas breakdown? Some of you are coping with pressure this month about as well as an ice-block handles being left in the sun… (read more)
LEO (July 23-August 22)
Emoji: Flexed biceps
Are you feeling lucky, punk? Great opportunities are coming your way, Leo, but you’ll need to work work work work work… (read more)
VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Emoji: Red heart
If Pink and Christina Aguilera can forgive each other, there’s hope for you too, Virgo. If you’ve still got beef with an ex or a friend who cruelly ghosted you… (read more)
LIBRA (September 23-October 23)
Emoji: Girl with crossed arms
Librans like using the word ‘no’ about as much as Gareth Morgan likes cats. But this month, lovely Librans, you’re being asked to use that powerful word for better adulting… (read more)
SCORPIO (October 24-November 21)
Emoji: Fire
Justin Bieber reinvented himself from baby-faced to bad-ass in just a few short years, and RN Scorpio, you are being pushed to do some transformation all your own… (read more)